Oh How I Miss Bacon

Bacon is delicious!  When I was a child the smell of bacon cooking at my grandmothers' houses used to get me out of bed.  The last bacon I had before returning to Africa was served at Tim and Christina's wedding in Lake Tahoe where dates were used as a vehicle for bacon consumption.  I can taste them now...

Well these signs are the closest thing I can really get to bacon these days ("Quality Meat Products!" is an untrue statement), and unfortunately they line the street outside our house.  So close...yet so far...

In conclusion, I disagree with this Wall Street Journal article (WSJ: The Bacon Backlash) claiming bacon is so 2009.  Obviously, those people haven't been to Africa recently.